Letterkenny Quotes: The Most Memorable Lines from the Show

1. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” – Katy

2. “The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!” – Wayne

3. “Make sure you use that sunscreen ’cause it’s a great day for hay.” – Gail

4. “The stupidest thing I ever heard in my life is that a baby is smart.” – Wayne

5. “On a scale from one to America, how free are you right now?”

6. “Look if you are coming, you better come correct.” – Gail

7. “It’s always ok to fart when you’re alone. Accept when you’re in elevators. That’s uncouth.” – Wayne

8. “I won’t go down in history but I’ll go down on you.” – Gail

9. “This eau de toilette is enchantingly refreshing on summer days like this.” – Daryl

10. “The only animal in the animal kingdom that wants anything to do with Canada goose is Canada mooses.” – Wayne

11. “Got any more of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.” – Shoresy

12. “Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here.” – Gail

13. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” – Coach

14. “I have never been less embarrassed in all my life.” – Coach

15. “I mean, just because my name is Reilly doesn’t necessarily mean that I’m a drunken leprechaun.” – Reilly

16. “What I said was: I got real long eyelashes. Well I’m surprised no one has ever noticed that.” – Wayne

17. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” – Wayne

18. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ’em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” – Daryl

19. “F*ck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” – Reilly

20. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f*cking windshield.” – Katy

21. “If you had as many bucks in your wallet as bucks mounted on your wall you’d have, well, give or take six bucks.”